I used to read pregnancy guides that talked about things like swollen feet, difficulty sleeping, bad skin, peeing pants when sneezing, stretch marks . . . and callously thought to myself, "HA! Not MY pregnancy."
Dear god, I was so wrong.
My most recent "pregnancy symptom" is swollen feet, or as I call it fat potato foot. I had to buy new shoes. See below. I got them in black. I wore them to work. Yes, crocs at work. Desperate times indeed. As Ed pointed out, I can no longer make fun of the croc wearing co-workers. Damn. Guess I will have to find a new recreational activity.
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