Overheard

If you were here today during one of Jr.'s giant dumpsters this is what you would have heard.

"Give er ell mommy!"
"Show me your poop face mommy!" "No like this mommy like this!" Demonstrates the poop face.
"The odor in the air in my butt! Stinky!"
"Give er ell mommy!"
"Push out the poop mommy!"
"Mommy you are a princess."
"Big stinky aligator poop."
"No, mommy I will flush it."
"I want to sleep naked mommy."
"Blueberry poop! Huge poop! Diaper in the toilet?"

The whole upstairs is a stinkfest. What on earth does that kid eat?